"The day started bright and early, with our Mostly Haunted crew arriving en masse to check out lighting and camera angles. I suspect we took the Whites quite by surprise..."
"We were all very impressed by the simple grandeur of Knottwood Castle..."
"Here we are, enjoying pre-show drinkies..."
"We GREATLY admired the castle pottery..."
"After the show, NAUGHTY Isobel Hanbro explained her TRICKS..."
"But Neville and Alicia told us about some truly CHILLING experiences concerning the White Lady..."
"...And no one could explain the eerie singing we heard echoing from deep within the castle..."
Rover, the castle dog, took a real liking to our rigger, Stew...
"Of course, this was because Stew spent HOURS playing BALL with him..."
"Mind you, Rover got a little over-enthusiastic at times..."
"...And he DID have a bad habit of popping up on camera..."
"...In fact, we had a HARD time getting Stew to concentrate on his JOB!"
"We heard later that poor old Rover went around looking for his new friend for DAYS afterwards!"
Rover really was a wonderful, friendly pup. We were all very taken with him...
...As Derek wittily observed...
*Ahem* ...Perhaps you'd like to take that Tour of Knottwood Castle now?

