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His zeal only slightly abated at finding himself in the wrong about Isobel, Inspector Don strides off towards the Edwards cottage. He does not hesitate to knock firmly on the door...

He wastes no time in coming to the POINT! And TAMSIN wastes no time setting him STRAIGHT! Inspector Don is rather taken aback - particularly when ERROL joins in! Inspector Don beats a hasty retreat... But twenty minutes LATER finds him making an ARREST!

Yes.   It IS the famous TWINS!   We never would have BELIEVED those tabloid reports... but WHAT a disgusting state they seem to be in!  (And what are they WEARING???)

Mug shots taken, Inspector Don prepares to escort them to the CELLS. He has everything under control... ...for about ten seconds...

But of course a seasoned police officer with Don's years of experience has NO problem getting things quickly under control again... ...for another ten seconds... TOO late... Uh... I don't think Ashley is listening... HELP!   POLICE! Don later claimed he was Taken By Surprise... ...but for whatever reason, pandemonium reigned for SEVERAL minutes! (Oh dear - this can ONLY end in tears! - or WORSE...